If your love language is sarcasm and your hobby is laughing at chaos from a safe distance, this shirt is calling your name. Featuring the bold graphic and the line “Got You Some Jumper Cables Since You Like To Start Sh*t,” it’s the perfect mix of spicy humor and “I said what I said” energy.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is comfy enough for everyday wear—whether you’re out with your flock, sipping something fun, or just showing up ready to strut through the nonsense. It comes in multiple colors, so you can pick the one that fits your vibe best.

And in true flamingo fashion 🦩: keep your head high, your feathers fabulous, and your boundaries strong… because you didn’t start it—you just brought the jumper cables.