Romantic? Not exactly. Honest? Absolutely. This Valentine’s Day tee serves dry humor with a flamingo-level side-eye, featuring the phrase “If I Had Feelings They’d Be for You.” It’s perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over mushy love notes and a little sass over standard hearts.

Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton, this short-sleeve ladies T-shirt offers a comfortable, flattering fit you’ll actually want to wear. Available in multiple colors, it lets you strut your sarcasm loud, proud, and flamingo-bold—whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day, tolerating it, or dramatically eye-rolling your way through it.

This tee proves you can be festive, funny, and emotionally unavailable… all while standing tall like a flamingo. 🦩